It sucks out there. Just keep scrolling.
It’s amazing out there. Just keep scrolling.
You want more of that? Just keep scrolling.
You want more stuff? Just keep scrolling.
You want more distractions? Just keep scrolling.
You want more titillation? Just keep scrolling.
You want more reasons? Just keep scrolling.
You want more “I told you so?” Just keep scrolling.
Your device and The World behind it will happily provide you with all of whatever you want. You just have to keep scrolling.
Because that’s what they want.
