If there’s one thing that I excel at — truly top of the heap — it’s being mediocre.
Here are some proverbs that have served me well in my dance to the top of mediocrity.
Never Quit
Take No Risk
Have No Fun
Blame Others
Wait Your Turn
Choose Comfort
Have No Regrets
Follow the Money
Never Be Content
Blame The System
Think Too Far Ahead
See Before You Believe
Worry About Getting Got
Look for the Straight Line
Let Society Define Success
Hope For a Promotion and Raise
Always Be the Smartest in the Room
Always Protect Yourself from Emotional Danger
This is a great system, and I can teach it to you because, as it turns out, I’m also a mediocrity coach. If you’d like to up your mediocre game, hit me up.